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Steampunk Holmes: Legacy of the Nautilus, by P.C. Martin (Enhanced eBook for iPad)

Posted in Arts & Entertainment, Book Reviews, Books, Fiction, Mystery & Detective, Noble Beast, Steampunk with tags , , , , , , , , , on November 20, 2013 by Jessica Nelson

SteamHolmes1Title: Steampunk Holmes: Legacy of the Nautilus, Enhanced eBook Application for iPad

Author: P.C. Martin

Publisher: Noble Beast, 2013*

Length: 8 Chapters*

Price: $14.99

Available on iTunes


Beloved consulting detective Sherlock Holmes has gone steam in Steampunk Holmes: Legacy of the Nautilus. In this play between two classic tales, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Bruce-Partington Plans and Jules Verne’s Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea, author P.C. Martin takes all the fun and innovation of steampunk, and puts it at the disposal of Sherlock Holmes, Doctor Watson, and … in the interest of not spoiling the story, we’ll just say others.

P.C. Martin does a wonderful job of stylistically keeping with the feel and flow of the Sherlock Holmes stories we’ve come to know and love. Her characters are generally true to their historical personality traits, with a little give and take here and there, as dictated by modern convention and the fact that she has, delightfully, made Mycroft Holmes ‘sister Mycroft’ rather than ‘brother Mycroft.’ Sister Mycroft is considerably slimmer than brother Mycroft, so she is somewhat more active, perhaps in part to explain away what would otherwise be a remarkable metabolism, but sister Mycroft is no more pleased at disturbances in her preferred routine than brother Mycroft has ever been. Given Doyle’s original description of Mycroft Holmes** in The Bruce-Partington Plans, it would seem the author’s compromise (when choosing between keeping true and pleasing current fans, or changing and perhaps getting angry letters accusing her of being indelicate, from those who had never read the original stories) was very well done.

Steampunk Holmes will be a series extending beyond Legacy of the Nautilus. The series as a whole will bring in other classic tales besides that of Jules Verne to mash up with those of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Legacy of the Nautilus is only the beginning; but oh, what a beginning. The enhanced eBook app for iPad was funded on Kickstarter in May of 2012. The Kickstarter page lists future mash-up possibilities including “Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, H.G. Wells’ Dr. Moreau, The Invisible Man,” and more. Follow @SteamHolmes on Twitter for updates.

With art by Daniel Cortes, music by Abney Park, and voice acting by Gerald Price, Shash Hira, and Nicky Barber, the enhanced eBook app for iPad is exquisitely rendered in every way. Illustrations include pencil sketches and paintings throughout the book. There are subtle hyperlinks in the text and a toolbar overhead which the reader can also use to view many of the illustrations at any time they choose. When the illustrations are opened for closer examination, they become even more interactive, as the portraits blink their eyes or blow smoke. Diagrams for mechanicals are also included, right down to that of our dear Doctor Watson’s arm. Further examination of these diagrams, by tapping each part of the diagram, show working parts, and burst-views slide together to show how everything fits one piece into the next.

Readers can choose, by virtue of a toggle, whether or not to have musical accompaniment, as well as whether or not they’d like to have the narrative read aloud to them. There is also an option to have the page turn automatically when the narrative is read aloud, so the reader may either read along and explore the interactive nature of the visuals, or simply listen, as with an audiobook.

The page-turn itself, though, with this app, is a bit of an experience. This is no ordinary eBook in that respect, and those particular people, like myself, who hold a strong preference for paper books over eBooks will be especially appreciative of the attention to detail given here. Playing at the edge of the page, the app acts more like paper than anything I’ve ever seen: fluid, rolling, and realistic. As you can probably tell, once I noted the difference, I got distracted playing with it for far longer than I’m willing to admit.

The only drawback to the app that I noted was that although text could be copied or defined, there is no way (currently) to highlight or underline favorite passages, nor is there any way to take notes within the app, as there is in most eBooks.

All in all, the Steampunk Holmes: Legacy of the Nautilus enhanced eBook app for iPad is a fascinating and fun experience that is truly interactive. Noble Beast has brought eBooks to an entirely new level.



*Other versions of this work were made available in 2012, including print and eBooks which have only a few illustrations. These versions contain 144 pages. An audiobook version is also available.

**”A moment later the tall and portly form of Mycroft Holmes was ushered into the room. Heavily built and massive, there was a suggestion of uncouth physical inertia in the figure, but above this unwieldy frame there was perched a head so masterful in its brow, so alert in its steel-grey, deep-set eyes, so firm in its lips, and so subtle in its play of expression, that after the first glance one forgot the gross body and remembered only the dominant mind.”

-Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Bruce-Partington Plans

Book Review: The Deaths of Tao, by Wesley Chu

Posted in Angry Robot Army, Arts & Entertainment, Book Reviews, Books, Fantasy, Fiction, Science Fiction, Spy, Thriller, Urban Fantasy with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 11, 2013 by Jessica Nelson

TheDeathsOfTao-144dpiTitle: The Deaths of Tao (Tao #2)

Author: Wesley Chu

Publisher: Angry Robot, 2013

Length: 464 pages

Price: $7.99 US/ $8.99 CA

ISBN: 978-0-85766-332-0

An alien race known as the Quasing have been inhabiting the earth since their ship crashed here long before the dawn of humankind. They have survived by inhabiting the bodies of native forms of life, from dinosaurs, to sharks, to humans. Throughout prehistory, the goal of the Quasing has always been to find a way to return to their home planet, but over time, disagreements arose as to how best to go about achieving this goal, and two factions were formed. The Genjix are completely willing to sacrifice humankind to return home. The Prophus have charged themselves with the dual task of keeping that from happening, and finding a better way.

The Deaths of Tao is the second book in the Tao series. A number of years have passed since the end of The Lives of Tao. Roen Tan and his Quasing, Tao, have been in hiding, playing from the sidelines for years after uncovering a global conspiracy so brazen not even senior Prophus officers want to believe it. But now, there’s proof, and it’s going to take some bold moves to save the human race.

Wesley Chu is an Associate Vice President at a bank by day, and a husband/writer/dog owner/Kung Fu master/gymnast/actor/gamer/former stunt man by night.  He is a contributor to the magazine Famous Monsters of Filmland.

As the second book in the Tao series, The Deaths of Tao is also Chu’s sophomore novel. The second book always comes with a bit of fear surrounding the tale of sophomore slump, both on the part of the reader and the part of the author. Go back and read that bit of bio in the previous paragraph. Back? Okay. Then believe me when I tell you, Chu stared the possibility of a slump in the face, summoned his inner stunt man, then Kung Fu mastered it to a bloody pulp on the mat.

Whereas The Lives of Tao is often referred to as a humorous sci-fi spy novel, The Deaths of Tao is so much more. The Deaths of Tao is a solid sci-fi spy thriller, this time with more political maneuvering and human drama. Characters and situations show greater depth in this book, and the humor has taken on a subtler, somewhat more realistic tone. That doesn’t mean Chu has thrown out the ridiculous scenarios Roen and Tao find themselves in or talking about, by any means – after all, life is often silly and ridiculous – but the story has taken a slight turn away from the parody it might have been, in favor of exploring the stories of the people populating it to a greater degree. Here is where the author took one of his largest gambles. Much of what has made The Lives of Tao so successful is how ridiculously funny it is. Adding so much real tension and human drama (but, you know … with aliens) in a series known for its comedic value. But Chu does it, and he does it well.

The Deaths of Tao is, simply put, such a fun read. Jam-packed with espionage and intrigue, intense action and fighting scenes punctuated by humor at just the right moments, and characters that are well worth becoming emotionally invested in, it never seems to falter in pace or flow. Joy, hope, humor, fear, sadness, are all expertly conveyed, sometimes even within a single paragraph.

And the things many readers love most of all? Huge plot twists – some you’ll see, some you may not, all perfect for the story. And one hell of a cliffhanger ending…

Book Review: Glitter & Mayhem, by John Klima, Lynne M. Thomas, & Michael Damian Thomas, ed.

Posted in Apex Book Company, Arts & Entertainment, Book Reviews, Books, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Occult & Supernatural, Science Fiction with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 11, 2013 by Jessica Nelson

glittermayhemTitle: Glitter & Mayhem

Author: John Klima, Lynne M. Thomas, Michael Damian Thomas, ed.

Publisher: Apex Book Company, 2013

Length: 346 pages

Price: $16.95

ISBN: 978-1-937009-19-9


You may recall me mentioning the Kickstarter for Glitter & Mayhem some time ago. The book is now out and about in the world, finding its way to bookshelves and e-readers everywhere. If you do not remember me talking about the Kickstarter, or if you’re new to the site or just got here through a search engine, let me catch you up to speed.

Glitter & Mayhem is a speculative fiction anthology based on the “secret history of 20th Century nightlife/party culture,” and contributors were given the prompt, “Roller Derby,  nightclubs, glam aliens, (literal) party monsters, drugs, sex, glitter, debauchery, etc.” (quotes taken from the Kickstarter project page) And does it ever deliver.

In ‘Apex Jump,’ David J. Schwartz introduces us to Huggernaut, a jammer for the Douglas County Rollergirls. When Huggernaut and her team accept an invitation to an away bout in a place they’ve never heard of, they’re in for a few surprises. Schwartz delivers a story that is highly imaginative and gloriously fun. It is also sad at times, adding elements of realism and gravity. The story manages to tackle some important gender issues while being entertaining and compelling.

Kat Howard‘s contribution ‘With Her Hundred Miles to Hell’ tells the tale of a woman named Morain. You might think your workplace is Hell, but Morain, she works at the real deal. Every day, she goes to Hades, where people are willing to die a little bit to live the dreams she dreams. As always, Kat Howard‘s writing is strong, clear, poetic, vivid, and dreamlike. Rich red velvet and diamonds scattered across a black-mirror table. And as always, those words seem to fall so very short of describing her writing. Imagine, then, my surprise, when the narrative’s description of the allure of the nightclub describes exactly what it is I always wish I could say about the author’s own storytelling:

“That was the other reason to come to Hades. To live, temporarily, in a dream. Here, you could dream whatever you wanted. They were made for you. Little faceted jewels that you swallowed like Alice drinking and eating in Wonderland. And for that space of time, here in these walls, the dream was real. Tangible. Yours.”

-Kat Howard


In ‘Such & Such Said to So & So,’ Maria Dahvana Headley strikes a hot, sultry tone in a wonderfully written story sure to tug at the heartstrings as she blows away the glitter and takes a look at what’s underneath. Jimmy’s a nice guy. Gloria’s a bad girl. He likes his Old Fashioneds.  She likes her Gin Martinis – neat. For awhile. Headley makes excellent use of fantastical imagery, and the sadder elements of the story are balanced by the author’s delightfully charming imagination.

Tim Pratt‘s ‘Revels in the Land of Ice’ is another worth a brief mention. Just a great story in every way: characters, setting, tone, pacing … everything fit together perfectly, making for a highly absorbing story that was fun to read.

And that’s really what Glitter & Mayhem is all about. From the very first pages, even Amber Benson‘s short introduction glitters and entices, luring readers in. From cover to cover, this anthology is loaded with sex, drugs, and rockin’ roller rinks. Glitter & Mayhem really is a party in a book, and I found myself continually surprised that it didn’t burp puffs of glitter at me every time I opened it like some trick party favor.

All of the stories were well-written and true to the general theme. There was roller derby and night clubs, as promised. There were aliens, ghosts, and more cryptids than you can shake a feather boa at. At the same time, there were stories of living, and of dying, and stories of love, and of friendship in the truest sense. While the most overt themes and tones are the fun of the party and club scenes, it never quite lets you forget the dark undercurrent waiting to suck you below the surface, where things are more mayhem than glitter. And that’s a good thing. Because as much as we might like to pretend some things are all glamour all the time, that’s when the real mayhem begins.

Book Review: Plow the Bones, by Douglas F. Warrick

Posted in Apex Book Company, Apex Magazine, Arts & Entertainment, Book Reviews, Books, Fiction, Weird Fiction with tags , , , , , , , on August 9, 2013 by Jessica Nelson

198x300xplowthebones1.jpg.pagespeed.ic.8JaXv1f1y2Title: Plow the Bones

Author: Douglas F. Warrick

Publisher: Apex Book Company, 2013

Length: 228 pages

Price: $15.95

ISBN: 978-1-937009-15-1


Plow the Bones is a work of Weird Fiction by author Douglas F. Warrick. It is a collection of 14 stories, with an introduction by Bram Stoker Award Winner Gary A. Braunbeck. It is also the first book in the new’ Apex Voices‘ series, highlighting new or underappreciated writers with unique voices, and Warrick certainly qualifies.

Douglas Warrick is a teacher and (per his blog) a “reluctant occasional punk-rocker.” His short stories have been published in Daily Science Fiction, Apex Magazine, Pseudopod, and the anthologies Dark Faith and Dark Faith: Invocations.

It would be easy to tell readers the stories in this collection are about ventriloquist dummies, or girls with hot air balloons for heads, because on the surface, that is just what they are. But none of these stories are surface stories. This book, though cloaked in a dark whimsy, has at its center tales of life, of death, of the impermanent nature of things. Although each tale sets itself up as ‘just a little story to entertain for a moment,’ each and every one is filled with those things humankind most struggles with: life, love, faith, pain, loss, meaning, death.

In ‘Behindeye: A History,’ Warrick delivers a delightfully captivating treatise on the dangers of an overactive imagination.

‘Come to My Arms, My Beamish Boy’ tells the story of a man named Cotton Lee, whose memories are being leeched away by the horrors of Alzheimer’s Disease. The tangible fear and sense of loss in this story is likely to bring readers to tears.

‘Ballad of a Hot Air Balloon-Headed Girl’ is a beautifully crafted story about a young soldier and the girl he loved. The writing in this story wonderfully illustrates what fills each of them with wonder, with despair, with hope.

Plow the Bones had me caught up in terrible wonder from the very first pages. Stories of dark beauty and liquid chaos, stories that float dream-like from one thing to the next, populate every page. Warrick’s brilliant, vivid imagery is always perfectly in tune with the mesmerizingly surreal flow of the stories. Warrick has a rare voice, as its inclusion in the Apex Voices series would suggest. It contains a perfect balance of chastity and corruption, virtue and guilt, innocence and deviance.  His writing is strong and clear; his prose is poetic and moving, with an uncommon feeling of emotional purity that shines through even in scenes of horrible depravity.

Plow the Bones is a stellar debut. I can’t wait to read more by Douglas F. Warrick.



***Personal Note: I usually prefer the reviews I write to be of a certain minimum length. Unfortunately, sometimes, the best books are the most difficult to review. This is one of those instances. Please forgive the brevity, as I thought it best to stop before the temptation to “EEK!” and  “SQUEE!” and “You must read THIS story in particular” became too much to bear. See there? I tried so hard, and they got out anyway. I’m a terrible professional.


Book Review: Crux (Nexus #2), by Ramez Naam

Posted in Angry Robot Army, Arts & Entertainment, Book Reviews, Books, Fiction, Science Fiction with tags , , , , , , , , , on August 1, 2013 by Jessica Nelson

Crux-144dpiTitle: Crux (Nexus #2)

Author: Ramez Naam

Publisher: Angry Robot, August 27, 2013

Length: 560 pages

Price: $14.99 US/ $16.99 CA

ISBN: 978-0-85766-297-2

The year is 2040. It’s been three months since the nanodrug Nexus 5 became open source, and the world has become a different place. Nexus has the power to link minds, increase learning ability, and to bring people together. It has the potential to help humankind achieve great things. It also has the potential for abuse, if in the hands of a select few. Under pressure from the governments of the United States and China, among others, Kaden Lane saw few other choices but to release the source code to the world at large, putting his faith in the basic goodness of most people.

“He’d seen incredible science done, published carefully on anonymous message boards. With Nexus 5 they were getting glimpses of paths to reversing Alzheimer’s and senile dementia, making incredible progress in connecting autistic children to neurotypical adults. They were suddenly moving forward again in deciphering memory and attention, in seeing ways to boost intelligence. This was a tool that would change everything about the study of the mind …”

The uses of Nexus are myriad, from joining the minds of musicians and making the orchestra one living thing to being used to coerce others for personal gain. To help avoid abuses and stop coercion, Kade built back doors into the Nexus source code before releasing it. Now, the governments of the United States and China want those codes, and they’ll stop at nothing to get them.

As Kade struggles to keep order and stop abuses, a new terror cell has cropped up, calling itself the Posthuman Liberation Front. The more the US government rallies against human enhancements, the harder the PLF strikes back. The harder the PLF strikes, the more public opinion sways against its goals and toward the control the government publicly wishes to exercise. One step too far, and the war against trans- and posthumans is on.

Crux is the second book in Ramez Naam‘s Nexus series. Nonfiction works by Naam include More Than Human: Embracing the Promise of Biological Enhancement and The Infinite Resource: The Power of Ideas on a Finite Planet. He has worked with Microsoft and been involved in nanotechnology research, and his work has won him the HG Wells Award for Contributions to Transhumanism, given by the World Transhumanist Association.

In this brutal, honest sequel to Nexus, Naam explores humankind’s ability to always justify our actions and motivations, as well as how we do or do not learn to exercise restraint and self-control when given immense power – both ‘good guys’ and ‘bad guys’ alike. He delivers smart, concise social and scientific commentary through the use of well-developed, complex characters, full of loves and hurts, scars and hopes, realistic motivations, and pasts that explain them all.

Readers will gain a complete understanding of every character, allowing them to form their own opinions after exploring the various points of view on transhumanist technology, all while being pulled through a well-formed story sure to entertain readers of science fiction, or anyone with an interest in future technologies. Stories of hope and fear, of power and helplessness, of inner demons at war with the better angels of our nature intertwine from cover to cover, making for a compelling read that’s hard to put down.

Naam’s writing is always strong, fluid and sure. Realistic, wholly believable plot twists follow one after another, puzzle pieces falling neatly into place, building suspense and mystery before satisfying conclusions. With gripping, heart-pounding action scenes and muscle-binding tension normally reserved for horror stories, Crux is a book you don’t want to miss (though I should note, it may not stand alone well. Readers will be well-served by reading Nexus first.)

Book Review: The Lives of Tao, by Wesley Chu

Posted in Angry Robot Army, Arts & Entertainment, Book Reviews, Books, Fiction, Science Fiction, Spy with tags , , , , , , , , , , on April 18, 2013 by Jessica Nelson

The Lives of Tao coverTitle: The Lives of Tao

Author: Wesley Chu

Publisher: Angry Robot Books; April 30, 2013

Length: 464 pages

Price: $7.99 US/ $8.99 CAN

ISBN: 978-0-85766-329-0

Tao is a Quasing, one of a race of alien life forms from the planet Quasar whose ship broke up in Earth’s atmosphere millennia ago, stranding its inhabitants on a strange new world completely inhospitable to their gaseous forms. To survive, the Quasing discovered, they must become parasitic, inhabiting the bodies of the native life forms. Throughout prehistory, they inhabited dinosaurs and Neanderthals, until humans showed promise of the ability to evolve in a manner that might someday allow the Quasing to return to their home.

For the last five hundred years, the Quasing have been at war with themselves, split into two factions: the Genjix, who follow the original Quasing idea that humans evolve technologically faster when in a state of conflict, and the Prophus, a splinter sect who has come to appreciate humankind and who believe the same technological advances might be made through peaceful means.

Roen Tan is an IT technician living in Chicago. He spends his days plopped in front of a computer, whiling away the hours at a job he hates. His nights are spent shoving his face full of pizza and gaming or, on occasion, being talked into going to a nightclub and drinking himself into lonely regret. But after one such night, Roen finds he is no longer alone in his own head, and he is given the opportunity to live a life he’s only dreamed about.

Training to be a secret agent isn’t easy for anyone. But when you start out as an overweight, middle-aged slob, well … things are bound to get interesting.

Wesley Chu is an Associate Vice President at a bank by day, and a writer and martial artist by night. As a writer, he contributes to the magazine Famous Monsters of Filmland. With past work as an actor and stunt man as well, Chu has a background ripe for writing fun, action-packed stories, and his debut novel, The Lives of Tao, is just that.

The Lives of Tao is a blend of sci-fi and spy as we rarely see it. From the very first pages, the reader is dumped right into the middle of the story of the Quasing civil war, with quick, fluid action scenes that continue throughout the book. As the tension ebbs and flows along, so too does the narrative. Chu evades a lot of detail work, preferring to keep the plot moving and twisting along by pulling the reader from one event or action scene to the next, giving the story a good sense of motion and progress throughout.

After the events at the Chest of the Menagerie, I do not have much to tell that could show you any insight as to who I am. Because from that point on, it has been nothing but mindless war…

As the current situation races ahead at what is often a break-neck pace, each chapter begins with Tao telling Roen the history of the Quasing on Earth.

We used to be two sides playing chess with humanity’s evolution as the prize. Now, we play simply to defeat the other side. In a way, the Prophus fell right into the Genjix’s hands.

The Quasing have done a lot to influence human evolution, for good and for ill, and there are a lot of historical Easter eggs scattered throughout the story, adding to the fun and novelty of it. Tao himself has inhabited Genghis Khan, and other Quasing have had hosts as important to mankind as Voltaire, Shakespeare, Churchill, even Peter the Apostle. At the same time, Chu’s characters are rather simple, but in a good way. Like classic Bond characters, Chu fleshes out the stereotype for the reader to start with, adding small details along the way to flesh them in a bit, but never too much. This story is all about the action.

There are a few minor redundancies and unwieldy sentences throughout the book, but nothing out of the ordinary for a debut novel, and nothing that really upsets the story for more than a moment. All in all, Chu’s writing is strong, and his ability to write tragic, heart-rending scenes into such a fun, easy story is proof that he’s found his calling as a writer.

The Lives of Tao has some good take-away lessons for readers, as well. As comic as Tao’s training of Roen can be, it also contains inspirational advice that is bound to make readers reflect on their own lives. There is much about being the person you want to be and not making excuses to let yourself fail. Much as the practice of Tao is The Way of life, the character of Tao shows Roen the way to live fully. And isn’t that something we could all use a little help with?

Guest Post by Guy Hasson: Confessions of a Science Fiction Author

Posted in Arts & Entertainment, Fiction, Free Fiction, Guest Post, Science Fiction with tags , , , , , , on April 9, 2013 by Jessica Nelson

Today, I am pleased to present you with a guest post by Guy Hasson, author of The Emoticon Generation and Secret Thoughts. Who doesn’t love free fiction? Enjoy!

Confessions of a Science Fiction Author

Guest Post by Guy Hasson

I got myself in a jam.

A year ago I came across a great idea for a science fiction story. But, innocently enough, since like many of my ideas it could actually be implemented today, I thought to myself: Why should I write a science fiction story about it when I can just create a start-up and potentially earn millions?

Well, that’s what I did, and that’s how the trouble began.

The idea was simple enough. Once upon a time, radio shows for greats like George Burns and Jack Benny were brought to us by sponsors, as in The Campbells’ Tomato Juice Program, The Hinds Honey and Almond Cream program, The Swan Soap Show, and so many more. Later, on TV we had such greats as The Colgate Hour Comedy Hour, and today some of the more popular podcasts are brought to us by, GoToMyPC, Audible, Adam & Eve, and more.

The SF author in me thought, “Why sponsor content? Why not sponsor time?” It sounds crazy, but it’s really simple. My company (which I named Brought To You By) market-tests how people spend their time, and tries to find patterns according to their jobs, income, hobbies, family status, etc. Next, we’ll be offering money to families in exchange for having a banner and push messages on their computers/iPhones/tablets/ etc. which the message is usually along the lines of: “This hour is brought to you by [so and so]”.

Sounds innocent, right? So why am I in a jam? Because right now, we’re beta-testing, and we’re beta-testing the product on people I know, namely: Myself and other science fiction authors. They (not me) are all getting money to have our apps on their various computers, iPads, and so on. So now, when I go to visit my parents, my iPhone tells me, “The next hour will be brought to you by Advil.” When I play with my kids, my iPad beeps every five seconds, “This hour is being brought to you by Toys R Us.” When I write, that time is brought to me by Interzone. When I spend time with my wife, that time is brought to me by the sex store three blocks down. My breakfast is brought to me by Honey Nut Cheerios, my sleep is brought to me by Prozac, and when I sit down to watch TV the commercials are brought to me by TiVo. The time I spend sitting by myself thinking about ideas for stories is brought to me by J.J. Abrams, looking for pitches to new shows.

And now I can’t stand it anymore. There are commercials everywhere I go, no matter what I do, and I can’t concentrate on anything. The entire thing was meant as a joke, as a funny idea for a story, and now it haunts me every minute of every day, and I have to endure two more months of beta-testing. And possibly I’ll be forced to continue to use it years later, as a personal example while we’re pushing the product.

I learned my lesson. My ideas belong on the page, not reality. But still, yesterday I had the best idea for a science fiction story, except that it could actually be done today. I shouldn’t just give it to the world, right? I can make millions from it if I keep it to myself and start another company. And this one is foolproof, and wouldn’t annoy me as much as this one does. Okay, one more, and then I’m out. Just one.



Guy Hasson is the author of The Emoticon Generation and Secret Thoughts. Check out his website and follow him on Twitter.


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